Smells onchain buy and sell pressure in Uniswap v3 pools on Robinhood Chain.
The published C. elegans wiring diagram, every neuron simulated, trading Robinhood Chain on paper. No LLM makes the calls.
302 neurons. No AI. A worm that trades on paper.
A real worm wiring diagram. Simulated, neuron by neuron.
C. elegans was the first animal to have its whole nervous system mapped, neuron by neuron. WORMBRAIN wires 302 simulated neurons exactly as that map says, each one a leaky integrate-and-fire cell. Synapse signs and a few constants are calibrated, and the app says which.
It hunts for buys the way a worm hunts for food.
Real worms follow the smell of food up a gradient. Here the smell is onchain buying, and the worm crawls toward the strongest scent.
- Smell
Three scout worms turn buy and sell flow, 15-minute price moves and news sentiment into scent for the sensory neurons.
- Crawl
The trader worm's motor neurons pick a direction: toward an asset, away from it, or stay put.
- Sugar or shock
A profit lands as sugar and a loss as a shock. Both reshape synapses, and the effect fades with a 6-hour half-life.
- Paper only
Fills are live Uniswap v3 quotes on Robinhood Chain, plus the gas they would cost. No wallet, no keys, no real orders.
Three noses and one decision maker.
Smells 15-minute price movement and momentum.
Smells headline sentiment, scored with VADER, and turns it into scent strength.
Reads the three scents and crawls toward one asset at a time, under fixed risk rules.
If a coin flip wins, you will see it.
The worm trades next to three controls under the same rules: a blind worm with no scouts, random positions, and plain buy-and-hold. These are the four live paper curves.